Average Guy- Matthew Spruchman's "How To Be a Model:"

Step 1- Be "Good Looking"

Step 2- Call "the model agency."

Step 3- Wait for agent to send you on one of the following:

- Clothing Brochures

- Lingerie Shoots

NOTE: Hand Models must keep hands in glass chambers (as seen in Zoolander)

* Victorias Secret runway modeling is the highest level of modeling.

** Victorias Secret and "runway modeling" are both the same thing.

Step 4- Look away from the camera. Step 5- Photoshop

Step 6- Just takes some photos on the beach with an Instagram filter.